kittycatburlington
aliens

BIKER DUDE
Cracker jacks

ceps12
skitzo theif paint job bored w nothing else to talk about

fredinbed
you got drunk last night and you woke up in my house , not your own

red
it sneaked out to a party last night and feels a bit blue around the gills from smoking and drinking so much.

RedSox4life
You got kids?

Chris
jewish midgets are messing with ya....... just put a penny on top a ladder and wait and also hire chuck norris to guard your car casue no body messes with chuck norris

rialisi
Oh dear, it would seem you're in the wrong car.... get to the doctor to make sure its not onset of alzheimers... if you remember :)

blackfeatherbird
Funny you mentioned that, my car changed from Blue to Silver and the ashtray is empty. Could be that I don't smoke, but I do wonder.... I also traded the Blue car in for the Silver one. The Silver one is much swifter and has more horse power. What can I say, it's a crazy world in which we live in.

Al Scusi
Yo caz bin unpimped.... innit?

MJ
your questions are giving me a good laugh this morning, thanks!

paul m
ummm u got a paint job and someone smoked in your car?

Matt
Looked at a few of your questions, your either a dumb f**k or high on LSD 'Anne'

Mad Professor
Your car was nicked by a chain-smoking Tory joy-rider.

David C
If the curtains in your bedroom have changed and your husband looks different, then leave the house and go to your own home and next time you go for a girl's night out, either drink less or write your address on the back of your hand

did jesus like mushrooms?
im guessing you got in the wrong car......

danceswithwolves
I think you may be on a car rental scheme and theyve decided to upgrade you you lucky thing

Happy Murcia
Don`t worry you have probably stolen next door car.....

PINK_SALT
Wrong car!! lol

Temptress
Strange....same thing happenede to me this morning...

*Emily*
OMG maybe the aliens have landed on earth!!